5000 tickets?
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4999 
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I wondered who that had been.
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I’m doing what del boy done with Rodney’s Marble Arch at dawn !
Enter last to make sure my tickets are on top of the pile 
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FFS here we go again with this malarky 
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He who dares wins ……
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After I let the heating oil run out 
I should have used the tenner to light my woodburner to get the house cosied up. But wife and eldest daughter have disapeared to Spain for a few day on a hen do, the youngest is dog sitting at grannies for the week and I am here on my own until Sunday. I aint lighting the fire to waste wood, and I aint putting on the boiler to burn the new oil, that’s what extra clothes are for!!! So the tenner goes towards a comp I won’t win…again
ps, I forgot to say that my wife wasn’t very amused yesterday morning when she realised she couldn’t have a shower to wash of the spray and bake fake tan. And yes I laughed like fuck, then went to work in Turriff and stay overnight in a nice and posh wee hotel
Probably shouldn’t have laughed at her really, not because it wasn’t nice, but because I know there is going to be some serious payback!!! 
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Sorted …
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Hands up if you ready to watch!
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Standing by!
My screen is saying 4 waiting. Where is everyone?
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Watching Eastenders
Midweek draw … who’s idea was this? 
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Thought so! #SackThem!
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