Meetup at Alexandra Park, Portsmouth, South East at 13:30 on Sunday, 28th September 2025

I just knew you wouldn’t be able to write it off and be satisfied with your claim :scream:

Just promise me you won’t try anything that involves standing in that mud? :crossed_fingers:

Lol,

You provide the drone, ill dig out my absailing gear :winking_face_with_tongue:

Hehe,

I dont intend to get my feet wet at all.

Tho i gota admit, it’s a fun idea to fiddle with :wink:

A dry suit is all you need. :+1:

Could pop round to the slipway at Portchester Castle (there may be one closer) and offering the owner of a jet ski £50 for successful retrieval?

Hehe,

And the search and rescue chopper on stand by.

That mud is no joke. Even at the base of the stairs my feet sank an appreciable depth and i dont have small feet :wink:

Thats actually sounds almost viable

A wet suit provides more buoyancy .. when fully inflated resembling The Michelin Man. :laughing:

A Zorb ball!! That’s what you need!

It would be possible to go for a swim when the water is deep enough.

According the the rangefinder i was 70ish meters but na. Given my luck recently ild probably get my peripherals bitten of by nessy

Is there a jet ski rental place somewhere within range?

Probably :wink:

Tho i suspect they require some form of proof of competence. I know some of the local small boat rental places do.

I was thinking about renting one for the day a while ago

Back to the paddleboard, then. :wink:

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Ill get the paddleboard and hold the lady.

You bring your shreddies :wink:

Whelp.

Made it back to snivilisation.

Ill see what state the intrepid phantom is in after i grab some breakfast and think about operation: barnicle drone retrieval :wink:

It was giving a weird imu warning at the meet.

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You sir, are a menace :winking_face_with_tongue:

Trying my best to help and this is the reaction i get. Cast aside like a half-eaten liberty bodice!

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Very light drizzle going through .. slowly .. atm ..

Just got an email about the car so it’s phone call time.

I see how that works out and maybe hope for tomorrow.

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