Shall I take the bait? (You’ll want to read this...)

[Paul_M]

Anybody want to buy the keys to a BMW? … Asking for a friend

[pilningpilot]

No thanks can lift from a mates microwave with my MP🤣

[joe.k]

Don’t tell me… she tries to look like Katie Price with an extra coating of carrot paint and Botox TF lips. - Now that’s reality for that part of Chelmsford .

[chrisjohnbaker]

Typical “Essex Girl” !
(Ere’ John, wanna buy a motor !)