This is the best drone news story you will read this year:
What a lovely story!
āBut they pressed ahead and after checking Civil Aviation Authority regulations, and the MTOW [maximum takeoff weight] of their machines, the rescuers calculated they could attach a single sausage to a drone.ā
ā¦ nice CMA job too
.āIf we hadnāt had got her away from that area the tide would have come in and she would have been at risk of drowning,ā said Taylor.
ā¦dogs CAN swim but Good job. .well done anywayā¦
Excellent headlineā¦Dog saved from certain death by Unmanned Sausage,
Flying Frankfurters to the rescue ! You Fetch-!-ed us a Banger of a Tail !
A really Meaty story that makes us all Paws for thought !
Lucky their drone didnāt sync with a banger !
(Sorry, I just hadda !) (Rotten eggs and soft tomatos are available at the back of the cinema.) (OK Iāll stop now.)
(Did they really think they might be saveloy prosecuted for dangling a a fried chipolata ? I mean, whatās the Wurst thing that could happen ?)
I will now invent a way of attaching nuts to a drone for future squirrel rescues.
Iām not saying it was a complete waste of time (ahem) but it just ran off and then end up going home by itself anyway .
New addition to the kit a ball of sting and a couple of bangersš
Ha Ha ā¦I can see that you are really into Sausages.
No need for all this worry about a lost Dogā¦If you strap a Drone to your Dogs back before you let it out then when you want it back just press Return To Home then you can eat the Sausage.
They say that the Sausage caused a lot of excitement when it flew over a nearby Conventā¦
If the sausage had exceeded the weight restriction, would the CAA had said, 'Nahh, bollocks to the dog. You should have just let it drown."?
Lolā¦
I had sausages for lunch today - no strings attached.
Happy Chinese New Year to all