Cheers Dave! 
Are Drone parachutes a thing? 
Land is harder to hit than water … and you don’t use a parachute over land, do you. 
Remember - your M2P has no idea that it’s over water - only you do.
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LOL…very true, it was just so hard to concentrate with my knees knocking together so violently 
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I do most my flights over water .
I get nobody bothering me with airport shit and I do enjoy the additional flow of adrenaline .
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Mmmmm… a soft landing before drowning.
Think I’d rather not delay certain death. Why prolong the pain ?
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LOL! I think I agree.
“Fuck it!” Wheeeee… splash!
is better than
“Fuck it!” “Oh no!” “Oh fuckity-fuck fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck!” - for 5 minutes before … an almost silent “splish!”.
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Then you watch the parachute on the water for another 30 seconds before the down pulls it down . Even more fuckity fucks to go though.
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Naaah … you can’t fuckity-fuck as you swim like buggery!
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Or fit one of these.
So … a parashute (condom) and a geterbach (dildo) = happy times .
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7 mins before it deploys if ya drone goes in the waves or something like the thames it will be a long way from where it went in and chances of finding that little yellow thing are gona be pretty long
Just split this to a new thread 
I didn’t invent it or have any intentions of buying it.
I just thought I’d share.
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some of the drones we’ve had out have had parachutes on them specially if they are over london or houses
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How come you’re allowed to fly over London and I’m not? 
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Now that I’ve had my eyes opened to blummin parachutes for drones they make a hell of a lot of sense.
Must be an almost 1st option when flying in built up areas. A pretty good solution.
Have you ever had to ‘pull the cord’ ?
Sadly I don’t get to fly them well not at the moment anyway I just work on films we have loads of dif firms out flying some really great with over 60 grands worth some turn up with a phantom average turn up with an inspire or matrice
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